President of the AMPAS

This guy is quite the master of the obvious. Couldn't we just have some more shots of Jessica Alba instead? Or more Jon Stewart shtick? He was on a roll.

Oh no! A shot at Mark Cuban? Wow. Cuban's gonna go apeshit on this guy. This means friggin' war.

Oh wow, thanks for propping up the economy of New Orleans. Way to pat yourself on the back man. Well done.