Screenplay Award for Adapted Stuff

Ok Dustin...quit milking your few moments of Oscar time and lets finish this thing. And I am so screwed on the 11:24 end time. Oh well.

For adapted screenplay, the Oscar goes to the Brokeback clan. Not too much of a surprise there. When you can take a 10 page short story and make it into a two-hour movie, thats impressive.

Of course, Tony Kushner took a discredited memoir and made into a 2.5-hr thriller, but he is a self-loathing Jew who hates Israel, right? Right?

And for being a good writer, that woman cannot write a good acceptance speech.

OK, look at Larry McMurtry for a sec. This man is capable of penning a movie that had such a profound social impact? Frankly, I'm surprised he is able to make his own breakfast in the morning. He looks like George Will, if George Will drank.

She is the angriest looking Oscar winner ever. How about you smile.

Is Uma Thurman the basis for the Corpse Bride?